It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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