What did we do last night that was yellow?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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