Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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