As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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