If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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