he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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