so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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