so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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