She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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