none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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