i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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