Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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