I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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