Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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