So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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