apparently the secret to your success is patron
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
