I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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