East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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