told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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