i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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