do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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