I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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