He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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