At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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