i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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