and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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