if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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