I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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