ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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