SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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