This girl is more easily done than said...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize