she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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