Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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