first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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