dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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