whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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