wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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