these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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