4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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