Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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