if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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