I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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