I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think I am morally bankrupt
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
