It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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