The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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