Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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