apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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