Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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