theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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