Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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