i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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