my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
