Whod you bang
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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