I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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