yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
A+ Viking dick
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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